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The consummation of a relationship via SMS messages.
Matt and Heather have been having textual intercourse for over a month.
di Chauncey Billups 28 luglio 2005
To engage in cyber sex.

My brother said he wasn't into textual intercourse, but I found one of his conversations saved.
di Coppatop85 03 settembre 2003
flirting over text message, or IM's
my GF and i just had some of the hottest Textual Intercourse ever!! i need a smoke.
#text #messsaging #im #sexual #intercourse
di Idiotherder 14 agosto 2008
The act of imagined sexual intercourse via the more mundane medium of text - be it in the form of traditional book-bound text; text message on your mobile; or whilst being groomed by Nigel, 52, from Dudley over the internet.

This is linked to the increasingly-common physical ailments of internet hand and mobile claw.
Bigtits69: "As I nibble on your balls, I imagine your member in me..."
MandingoStud31: "Nibble baby, nibble!We getting some textual intercourse tonight!"
#internet hand #internet #text #text sex #mobile claw
di Lord Gus 02 agosto 2007
Having a dirty, sexual conversation via text message
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard that your date couldnt make it, so you didnt get laid
Guy 2: It actually turned out okay, she felt bad so we had some textual intercourse
#sex #texting #sexting #intercourse #phone
di D=Rad 23 luglio 2010
when someone text's you a sexual explicit term, and you return with another one of equal or lesser value.
text to jane from john: "junk suck?"
text to john from jane: "fuck in the truck?"
hence textual intercourse.
#text #intercourse #suck #sex #party
di Nathan Goudreau 16 novembre 2007
When a friend is non-stop text messaging another person.
Tell Tommy to stop having textual intercourse with Becky, its his turn to play Halo 3.
#text #intercourse #messaging #phones #technology
di The Notorious BIC 16 settembre 2007
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