When you're talkin to a person, and they're not comprehending what your'e saying.
"Omg yo, ur so dumb! Turtle."
di Llened 01 ottobre 2014
An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.
Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!
di TheNameIsHedvig 28 aprile 2014
A small amphibian with a hard shell and loose skin. It walks at a slow speed and can live for up to 200 years!
The turtle walk slowly across the street.
di SexyMan12271 05 novembre 2013
A four legged beast that eats people and other creatures.
The turtle ate my children.
di The All Knowing Ninja 20 aprile 2011
a bum who only takes a shit every other hour
man that new kid is a shitty turtle
di scc12321 12 ottobre 2010
When a person is so drunk, they fall over and try to get up, but just rock back and forth on their back. Thus creating "the turtle"
Yo check out that chick turtleing... Should we help her? nah
di Count of Monte Cristi 06 settembre 2009