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A woomph can be heard during the act of sexual intercourse. The woomph is so called due to the noise made when the penis expels compressed air from the vaginal chasm during and sometimes after penetrative sexual intercourse.

A woomph can also be referred to as the act of intercourse itself.

The woomph can be illustrated by clasping cupped palms together and forcing out air causing a vacuum situation, thus creating a one-man woomph.If you were to continually repeat this process you would literally be woomphing yourself.

The letter o in woomph can be extended to extenuate the noise or length produced. e.g Did you hear that wooooomph I just done honey?
oops! my vagina just made a woomph.
Me and the lady lover had a top woomphing session last night. She was really noisy!
Did you woomph that bird you went home with last night!
Woooooooomph! what a goal.
I have not had a woomph in ages and my balls are too big for my pants!
I am highly trained in the art of woomphing
di Kenny Chaos 11 gennaio 2008

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This is the noise a javelin makes when you don't throw it right and bounces as it lands. Trust me. It woomphs.
*Throws sharp pointy stick that is long and dangerous*

Stick/Javelin: Woomph

"Darn. It woomphed again!"
di tamzinrose 04 luglio 2005

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