A retarded dating site where perves (most likely sex offenders) go to find dates. Tests have been done and it shows if you put a swimsuit model as your picture perves around 40 will flock to you.
Typical Chat on E Harmony.
(Internet Chat) Decoy to Match: I am 13
Match: Cool Come meet me at ur house
(Shows up at Decoy House)
Decoy: Come on in, I just have to do my hair.
(Decoy proceeds to door in kitchen covered by curtain)
(Chris Hanson come out of nowhere)
Chris: Why don't you just take a seat right there?
(Match is totally freaking out)
Match: I did not do anything sir!!
Chris: What are you doing here?
Match: Hanging out
Chris: With her? how old is this girl?
Chris: It says right here she say " I am thirteen"
Chris: Did you sent her this picture of your genitals?
Match: (Gets fed up with uncomfortable conversation and walks out)
Chris: Wait come back here.
Police standing nearby: Get down on the ground!!
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